“Can you guess what his excuse was?”
Later, the account added: “Some superb guesses.. some had me cracking up!
“The real excuse – He bought the car and the previous keeper left a bag of cocaine in the car (really!) and it must have got into his system through his skin because he touched it.”
Twitter followers’ guesses included: “Been on holiday in Colombia” and “Just been to the dentist and was given cocaine to numb my gums.”
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