Chrissy Teigen — queen of social media, cookbooks, awards show reaction GIFs, and basically everything else — can throw down like no other when it comes to internet trolls.
I manually retweet the super-morons so they can’t delete and hope their employers will see. Sadly, not many have employers.
Her unapologetic quips and savage roasts deserve a damn medal, and her give no fucks/take no prisoners attitude is the GOAT. Her schooling should be taught in schools! Revel in her greatness with 40 of her best clapbacks to the haters.
1. Her epic feud with Debbie, I mean come on. Come through!
Have u ever seen a more epic feud pic.twitter.com/LDitpCeaq7
2. And when she beat this hater at his own game.
3. When someone who surely should have known better made comments about her ass, so she called him out in a video.
[email protected] pic.twitter.com/bWtbw5cJZs
4. When she shut down trolls who criticized her for feeding Luna some truly delicious-looking red wine braised short ribs, which the wine cooks out of BTW.
5. She made sure to bring the receipts when someone suggested all she does is spend other people’s money.
6. That time she took down Piers Morgan.
[email protected] you could test us by announcing your retirement.
from what? trolling isn’t a job (I’ve tried)
7. And again.
it keeps me nice and not-racist so sure, give it a go.
Seriously, the only time worth mentioning Piers Morgan is when it’s to confirm he’s been owned.
8. When President Donald Trump retweeted a hater insulting her, and she was nothing less than honored.
The greatest birthday gift ever pic.twitter.com/v3O6jbS2PZ
Well, not many people can say the president of the United States called them a trashy gutter mouth through Twitter retweets pic.twitter.com/1JjauuoiJ7
9. Oh, and that time she told Trump he needs to go on and go somewhere else.
what time should we call your Uber?
10. And when she owned her space throne:
Yeah I am watching from a fucking throne in space. https://t.co/FVUlhHijFf
11. When she spread holiday cheer.
Happy Thanksgiving! https://t.co/H5I4ZZaaFd
12. When she gave credit where credit was due.
2 grammy noms for @johnlegend no one has congratulated me for being the inspiration behind “all of me” without me there is no all of me
@elizabethborjo1 no it is to me
13. When someone strangely took offense to her showing up to an awards ceremony.
Yes if my partner of 10 years is nominated, I will show up with him, you witch. https://t.co/lj1FTkWkPr
14. And when she hit so hard her rival protected their account.
My daughter isn’t on social media, you ignorant tool. Go fuck yourself. Fuck fuck fuck! https://t.co/BDixmTIXXF
15. When screenshots were her weapon of choice.
Delete button outta control lately. Don’t worry bebe @JKSelvey i got u pic.twitter.com/lylGJdLwUU
16. And again. What’s with all the deletes?!
Another delete! Don’t worry @DEVRIESCOSMETIC! pic.twitter.com/1ZR5iqh91E
17. And once more for good measure.
Annnnnd deleted. Don’t worry, @karriewolf4! I got you. pic.twitter.com/Um1PpYapTI
18. When class was but a number.
I love me pic.twitter.com/Su55DpkrJn
19. When she silenced this stuffing-hater because stuffing > everything.
No. stove top is more important https://t.co/WcwmfmeciW
20. When she savagely told “judgmental” vegetarians to get out of her comments after she gave her opinion on which bacon slice looks the yummiest.
21. And when she revealed that Forever 21 fired her early on in her modeling career for being too “fat.”
so next time you pass a Forever 21, remember the fact that they are a bunch of assholes who fired me mid-makeup for being fat.
Not a traditional clapback, sure, but relevant because that’s some bullshit that deserves to be called out.
22. When people freaked out about her definition of clean eating, so she clarified.
ok everyone relax, i’m not a nutritionist and by clean i mean “not velveeta” https://t.co/peLFnAbgf3
23. Because she only eats pizza, thank you very much.
I don’t dance and trip https://t.co/UzK29zliBm
24. That time TMZ tried to diss her … for being sexy.
So you think I *am* sexy? What an odd diss. https://t.co/vd5PYrNqus
25. And that time Mike tried to diss her for her Lip Sync Battle hosting.
It’s not my fault your kids are up at 11, give them some warm milk. RT @MIKE_and_IKE_ you should not be on this show my kids are watching
26. When she went out to dinner shortly after giving birth to daughter Luna and people lost their damn minds.
I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning! pic.twitter.com/oQ54mtet8c
27. So she dropped this genius response.
i dunno i can’t find her https://t.co/fEj8rFHEMI
28. And an honorable mention for John, who stepped up and shared half the “blame.”
Funny there’s no dad-shaming. When both of us go out to dinner, shame both of us so Chrissy doesn’t have to take it all. We’ll split it.
29. Although, even he’s not safe from her shade.
It’s all in good fun, of course!
30. That other time she was tired of the negativity from mommy shamers.
if you wanna give me unsolicited baby advice on the damn cereal I eat/what I wear u better unlock your profile so I can see your perfection
31. And called out their snide comments.
“i never wanted to leave my daughter, i love her, BUT THAT’S JUST ME” – the passive aggressiveness is real!
32. And, again, when she was criticized for using IVF to get pregnant and having none of it.
Hi Linda, thanks for asking, you complete witch. I tried for about 9 years. Anything else, let me know! https://t.co/54e9AvIqQ9
33. When she dropped this extremely logical clapback to the creep who raised issue with her going commando.
I am pretty sure you could clearly see I’m a lady. https://t.co/WmOtIhwaaR
34. And when she had the best DGAF response to someone who pointed out her Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction that resulted in a nip slip.
boom goes the dynamite https://t.co/WAExp536Q7
35. That time she was not about to let people talk shit about how she and John parent Luna.
Imagine being this miserable. We are fine, thanks. pic.twitter.com/NNmlJWxKE6
Some people are just hell bent on being the fucking worst.
36. And she’s not afraid to give an Instagram commenter a crash course in common sense after they dared to ask why her family is jet lagged.
37. When someone tried to claim she isn’t hilarious.
You have three (3) followers and follow me. https://t.co/N9n3UO2GhI
38. That time she dragged someone for pulling a “who cares?” in response to her tweet.
I dunno Matt maybe check what’s trending because it’s EVERYONE u tool face
39. When she straight-up told Fox News not to @ her … ever.
I respectfully ask you please don’t ever tag me in anything, ever. Words cannot explain how much I detest you.
40. And finally, when she revealed her secret to handling the haters. Amazing.
[email protected] pic.twitter.com/SwImOCAy4v
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